What's Your Malfunction?

You're in a queue at a supermarket and somebody pushes in front of you, do you:

It's your birthday. You want:

Recharge time! To keep your bio-mechanical circuits and gears ticking over, do you prefer:

FIGHT! You run into your arch-nemesis in a dark alleyway. He goes for his guns, do you:

You wake up in the morning and you're out of milk - which of this is acceptable to put on your cornflakes?

SPOT QUIZ - what's the square root of minus-one?

You put your card in the ATM and it refuses to give you your money - what do you do?

Someone in the flat next door has started playing a musical instrument. Loudly. What do you do?